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The Darkest Hours Episode 30

The Darkest Hours Episode 29

It’s the weekend before Halloween weekend! We return to The Mansion this episode to bring you two Halloween themed bits. First we’ve got another installment of the worst news program in limbo, The Noose! Tonight’s top stories include: A real vampire and werewolf, One eyed shark/Two faced cat, Superheroes For Real?, and many more!

Then everyone’s favorite Deathrocker, Joey, is back! He’s set down the badge this week and returns to what he dose best, Video Games! In DIS-honor of Halloween Joey takes on the NES classic “A Nightmare on Elm Street”. Is this game a dream come true or a nightmare? Find out on this thrilling episode!

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The Darkest Hours Episode 28

Join us on another hearse trip! On this episode we take you to one of the best haunted attractions in Southern California, The Empty Grave! Join Darkest Jack as he sits down with the creator of this house of terror, Mike Talarico. Mike fills us in on the history of the grave and offers some KILLER tips for the Home Haunters out there. Then we take a seek peek at the maze it self! Also on this episode, Shadowbrook’s only tool program, Ghoul Time. Jack “The Ghoulman” Impaler and his co host, Tala “Where’s My Doggie” Goreland, show you some techniques to age your haunt. With help from a special guest from Decay and B construction. It’s a TERROR-ific episodoe for the haunter and hauntee alike!

Watch the Darkest Hours every Sunday at 6:30pm PST (9:30pm EST) on The Monster Channel!
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The Darkest Hours Episode 24

Your screams have been heard kiddies! Ever since we did that episode where we showed you clips from some of worst Shadowbrook TV shows, our DEAD letter office has been over flowing with last requests. It seems you want to see more of what we watch here on the otherside. So tonight we are going to trick or treat you to a full episode of the crime drama “Stantinopolis”. Which just beat out “Shadowbrook General” by your vote. However before we get to that I some noose to share with you ghouls. A new band has been introduced to us that goes by the name September Mourning. Check out their killer video in this episode. Also the new Hellraiser movie is coming direct to DVD and it looks so horrible that Darkest Jack can’t even bear to watch the trailer. So, we’ll force you creeps to instead. Then it’s off to the mean streets with the Deathrock detective Joey Stantinopolis and his partner detective Mailman. Can they solve the brutal murder of a town legend? It’s going to be heard to point the finger when everyone’s a suspect. Tonight’s episode is called Chocolate A Go-Go.

Watch the Darkest Hours every Sunday at 6:30pm PST (9:30pm EST) on The Monster Channel!
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The Darkest Hours Episode 23

We’ve made it fright fiends, thru another horrid sun infested Summer. So to celebrated, the citizens of Shadowbrook culminate for the annual Shadowbrook End of Summer Jamboree! It’s quite the shindig. There’s rides, booths, vendors, and a smorgasbord of food. This year the world renowned psychic, Madame Stella DeMorte, will be on hand to read everyone’s very grim fortunes. The biggest event at the Jamboree is the Jambalaya Cook-off! Your ghoully is going up against the likes of: Martha Skewer, Emeril LaGhosty, Rachael Death Ray, and the five time champ, Swampgas Steve. Now I’ve got to win this year, but I’m going to need an edge ever this rabble. It’s forbidden to use magic in your recipe, so I must think of something far more devious. Tomb into tonight’s crypt-tastic culinary clash to find out who will win the coveted Shadowbrook Cup.

Watch the Darkest Hours every Sunday at 6:30pm PST (9:30pm EST) on The Monster Channel!
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The Darkest Hours Episode 22

So it seems our resident mad scientist, Dr. Zedenza, has invented a time machine! Not really all that surprising since we are talking about the man who figured out how to keep his lab, and everything in it, in black and white. Mad genius, with a cockiness to match. Anyway, back to the time machine. When Darkest Jack hears this noose he just has to try it out. Get ready boils and ghouls for a wondrous and frightening trip thru time! Dinosaurs! Moses! Witches! Oh yes kiddies tonight’s episode is quite the adventure. Will Jack be able to save the falsely accused from certain death? We he ever get back to his beloathed Mansion? Tomb in for a trip that’s out of this time line!

Watch the Darkest Hours every Sunday at 6:30pm PST (9:30pm EST) on The Monster Channel!
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The Darkest Hours Episode 26

Well, you knew it had to happen eventually. Presenting for your DIS-pleasure The Darkest Hours first rerun! With Halloween crawling it’s way closer we here at The Mansion are running around like headless corpses. Trying to get an onslaught of the worst episodes possible for this, our least favorite month of the year, October. In order to do so we needed to take a week to get all our skulls in order. Don’t fear creeps! We have picked an episode that is sure to get you in that Halloween spirit! Our horrid hearse trip to the world largest haunt, Knott’s Halloween Haunt! If this doesn’t get you in the mood to scare, there is no hope for you. Stay tombed for brand new episodes coming very soon!

Watch the Darkest Hours every Sunday at 6:30pm PST (9:30pm EST) on The Monster Channel!
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The Darkest Hours Episode 25

Twenty Five episodes and we are still on the air! That’s just plan shocking. You ghouls loath us you really loath us! Many horrid thanks to each and every one of you creeps out there! We here at The Mansion thought is would be fitting to celebrate our twenty fifth episode by giving you ghouls what many consider the worst idea in TV. The dreaded clip show! Yes indeed kiddies. Tonight we take a look back at the macabre merriment that has happened up till this point. It’s a great way to catch up all you new comers to the show. For those of you who have been with us since the beginning well, you know how KILLER these clips are going to be. Totally worth seeing again. Wow, did I just use the word totally? I’m going to stop typing now. Go watch this clip-tastic episode.

Watch the Darkest Hours every Sunday at 6:30pm PST (9:30pm EST) on The Monster Channel!
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The Darkest Hours Episode 18

All of Shadowbrook is a buzz and starry eyed. That can only mean one thing! It’s time for the annual Shadowbrook Film Fest! Oh what a dreadful event this is kiddies. The locals have made a slaughter of indie films that will be judged by a putrid panel. This year marks the first time yours ghoully has been asked to judge. What ever took them so long too ask is beyond me. Anyway, I need your help! I have managed to chop the field down to three choices, but I can’t pick the best. So tonight I need your help fright fiends! Sit back and watch these three horrid picks the cast your vote for whom you think should win. The one with the most votes will be my pick. So who’s it going to be: My Left Sock, Tortured, or Time To Die?

Watch the Darkest Hours every Sunday at 6:30pm PST (9:30pm EST) on The Monster Channel!
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The Darkest Hours Episode 17

Time for another hearse trip kiddies! Join Darkest Jack as he takes you to “The Biggest Little Studio this side of Hollywood”. Hidden within Orange County is the KILLER studio and sound-stage known as the Silver Dream Factory. We get all the dirt on this TERROR-ific place from it’s founder, Roland Canamar. While walking around the FANG-tastic sets of this sound-stage to DIE for, we take a look at some of the shows we Shadowbrookians enjoy on our closed casket cable network. The Darkest Hours is the only program that reaches you living type folks. Clips from shows like Stantinopolis, a crime drama staring your favorite Deathrocker Joey. “Shadowbrook General” stars the hunky Dr. Bono and the sultry Nurse Karmel. Plus some DEAD-lightful commercials that give you a window into our evil world. What’s your favorite Shadowbrook TV show?

Watch the Darkest Hours every Sunday at 6:30pm PST (9:30pm EST) on The Monster Channel!
www.monsterchannel.tv